Happy the Valentime’s Day to all you start-cross’d lovers out there. Seeing as there’s no official song for this holiday, I figured why shouldn’t there be one? So I got the ole’ guitar out and made up this little song (sung to the tune of Happy Birthday, of course):
It’s time for Valentime’s for you.
Make sure your Valentime’s with you.
Don’t have a Valentime’s? You looo-oooose.
It’s time for Valentime’s, it’s tues..........day.
Granted this song only works once every seven years, or so, but this is gold, baby, GOLD!