Something you don't know: I love Star Wars. What? You DID know that? Crap. Hmmmm. Ah, yes, something you don't know: I wish I were a Star Wars character. You knew THAT, too? Shit. But did you know that I have a soccer jersey with the number 69!?! Right. You do know that.
Here's something you may not know, and if you like Star Wars as much as I do, or even half as much... hell, a tenth as much... then there's a good chance you'll find this hilarious.
Since you're reading my blog, I'm betting that you don't mind the idea of blogs in general. And if you like Star Wars, then you're in even more luck. I present to you Darth Vader's blog. Enjoy.