Liven up your next party.


Have you ever been at a party with friends and thought, "this party is pretty drab – we could sure use some pepper for it right this instant?" I can't tell you the number of times I have. Thankfully, some goober invented the conga line for such dull occasions.

If you don't know what a conga line is, run fake sick I'll teach you. It's really simple. All you do is line up in a single file line (place your hands on the shoulders or waist in front of you, or not at all if you're a prude), and then you dance-walk! Do a shuffle step to the beat for the first 3 beats and then right before the 4th beat, you do a little kick. Then you do it all over again and you keep doing it until everyone realizes they're really dumb looking or the song runs out.

The conga line is the world's most perfect dance. All it requires is a crappy song that no one will remember, a line and many people who want to look like idiots.

If you need some inspiration on what the overall product should resemble, simply imagine yourself as a small part of a giant snake that's having some sort of convulsion because things inside of it are trying to bust through its skin.

Simply put, conga lines = tons of fun. All the cool movies and TV shows have them in it. And if you recall, everyone is having a blast!

Here is some evidence – even a dead guy can do a conga line and be considered a good dancer.

+ original post date: September 13, 2011 07:09 AM
+ categories: WTF


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