With fall nearly upon us (and by saying nearly, I'm really pleading with Ms. Mother Nature to just leave summer behind, because this heat wave is ridiculous), that means that College Football is almost here. Which means the University of Arkansas is gearing up for the season. And ultimately, it means that Hogs Guy is going to return and will be writing for the Fayetteville Flyer.
Hogs Guy is a HUGE Arkansas fan. Perhaps the biggest. The Fayetteville Flyer calls him the “Official Spreader of Razorback Cheer”. Hogs Guy is here to spread Razorback cheer to anyone that needs it. Win or lose, we all could use more Razorback cheer. And, not only that, but he knows his sports. Kind of. Here's a snippet of a Hogs Guy game recap:
We were up 10-7 and Alabama got bored with football. And then Arkansas got really close to scoring when Mallett called an incercept pass play. I don’t know why you call that play because the other team usually gets the football possession back. But it turned out okay because Alabama quarterman Greg McElroy called an intercept pass play, too!
I don't know how to describe him, really. Some say he's one part idiot, one part Borat and a little bit of hick. Some have said worse things. I describe him as a bad ass. People either want their photo with him or want to punch him. Or maybe.
Either way, Hogs Guy is coming back. Soon. And he's on Twitter, too, so you can hear from him more often than anyone really needs to.