I post this on March 31, knowing full well that tomorrow is April Fool's Day. The reason I post is because of the newest Japanese players in Major League Baseball. His name: Kosuke Fukudome.
That's right. Not only is he a pretty darn good player, but his name is a mixture of sexual pleasure and the Thunderdome.
Not that you actually pronounce it "fuck-you-dome," but I'm sure there are a lot of hick-like people wondering who the hell this "f-u" guy is.