I’ve gone bowling twice in the past five days – one for fun and one for my league (both times showing a nice improvement from my bowling scores as of late). On both occasions, while using the restroom, I encountered what has to be one of the grossest things ever... someone talking on their cell phone while pooping.
What the hell!?! Please, people, if you’re ever going to call me, DON’T do it while sitting on the john. That’s just sick. And if you do, I kinda hope you drop the phone in the toilet.