One of these days I’m going to own a television station. It’ll be mega-sweet, I’ll own a good one that plays good television shows and classic movies. You’ll always want to watch it and you’ll be upset when you miss something. The news will be great and only negative when need-be, very objective at all times. I’ll play wonderful cartoons, yes, cartoons, on Saturdays for the kids... no one likes that Saved By The Bell crap that’s on everywhere these days. It’ll be America’s favorite station.
And here’s the idea... I’ll play the television shows at quieter volumes than the commercials. That way when you turn the volume up to hear the show(s), you’ll be blasted out of the living room when during the commercial break! Isn’t that a genius idea?
Oooo! Oooo! I’ve got another one. I’ll own a kick ass theme park (one amusement park and one water park, next to each other) and run ads on prime time television (the most expensive). Get this, the ads will promote the water park even though it’s closed for the season! I’m a genius.
+ original post date: September 21, 2005 10:13 PM
+ categories: WTF