Make sure you go check out the NEW PT Cruiser over on CNN.com. It's pretty newsworthy – you can tell because it's on the front page. Front page = newsworthy. CNN = credible at all times. Didn't you know that?
So local news can't report anything but fires, wrecks, gun-shooters, and knife-stabbers. CNN can only report cool things, from time to time (Note: the PT Cruiser isn't one of them, but beer drinking bears is).
Is it a wonder that I am addicted to the RSS feeds of so many sites that AREN'T news stations?
+ original post date: June 16, 2005 02:32 PM
+ categories: WTF
My name is Seth Gunderson and I currently live in Kansas City, MO. I work as an art director at Sullivan Higdon & Sink (it should be noted that Sullivan Higdon & Sink neither seeks, nor exercises, any editorial control over this site) and spend my spare time practicing sarcasm, watching too much television and seeing truly awful movies.
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Here's another shocking, hard-hitting report by CNN.
+ author: ScooterJ
+ posted: June 25, 2005 08:03 AM
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