Make sure you go check out the NEW PT Cruiser over on CNN.com. It's pretty newsworthy – you can tell because it's on the front page. Front page = newsworthy. CNN = credible at all times. Didn't you know that?
So local news can't report anything but fires, wrecks, gun-shooters, and knife-stabbers. CNN can only report cool things, from time to time (Note: the PT Cruiser isn't one of them, but beer drinking bears is).
Is it a wonder that I am addicted to the RSS feeds of so many sites that AREN'T news stations?
+ original post date: June 16, 2005 02:32 PM
+ categories: WTF