June06

Five-of-Five

Five lists of five things.

Five of my favorite smells:

  1. The Folger's building in downtown Kansas City
  2. When a cigarette is first lit
  3. Vinegar, or wing-sauce
  4. Honeysuckle
  5. Vanilla anything

Five of my favorite things to say:

  1. "And then... everyone dies." This occurs in about every story I tell that goes on too long.
  2. "That's bad ass." I love how the b, d and a all just flow.
  3. "Whooo Pig Sooie!" Almost exclusive to being in a Razorback stadium.
  4. "Robut." A fun way to say 'robot,' made popular by Dr. Zoidberg.
  5. "Meat burger." It's not ham, after all.

Five of my least favorite things to hear:

  1. "Back in 'Nam." You weren't even alive then.
  2. "Nah, I'm straight." Not referring to sexual orientation.
  3. "I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you." Not unless I kill you first for saying that.
  4. "'Old School' is funnier than 'Super Troopers.'" I WILL kill you for that one.
  5. Anything out of Jeff Goldblum's mouth.

Five vehicles I'd love to drive:

  1. Toyota Tacoma
  2. Audi S4
  3. Nissan Z
  4. Hummer H3
  5. Chevy SSR – PSYCHE!!!

Five things I hope to do this summer:

  1. Trip to NY
  2. Baseball Stadiums trip
  3. Go to a lake (boat, jetski, wakeboard, whatever)
  4. Buy an iPod (though I still don't need one)
  5. Hit a home run in softball (out of the park)

+ original post date: June 6, 2005 07:24 PM
+ categories: All About Seth

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The reason you 'think' you don't need an iPod is the fact that you do not yet own one. I can get you one on the cheap my friend...

+ author: parc
+ posted: June 25, 2005 08:06 AM

You'll be happy to know we have honeysuckle plants here in NYC. I too am from Arkansas and found your blog by accident, i am glad.

+ author: MKV
+ posted: June 25, 2005 08:06 AM

You always talk a big game, Parc... what's the "cheap" you mention?

+ author: Seth
+ posted: June 25, 2005 08:07 AM

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