I'm am impatient man, sometimes. I hate waiting on buses. My elevator and garage door almost slow me to death. And the thought of actually taking 20 minutes to cook a meal is asinine. So when I'm trying to find a parking space and some jerk has done such a crappy job parking their vehicle so that I can't park in an open space, it makes me want to club a donkey in the face (I rhymed!).
Several years ago Wendy and I joked about making these little cards that had Mickey Mouse flipping you off on them. The card would say something to the effect of "park better next time, bitch." I never made the time to make them, but have wanted to for so long.
With the recent re-discovering of the SHHH cards and my recent hooking up of my new printer, I decided it was finally time to make the cards.
For your viewing pleasure, the Please Park Better (PPB) Cards.
Let me know what I can do to make these better! I'll soon make a nice pdf for everyone to print to let the idiots know just what is up.
+ original post date: May 4, 2005 08:06 PM
+ categories: Park Better Cards