Bill Walton is the most annoying person on television. No one understands why he has a job at ESPN, no one likes him. I don't understand why he has a job, at all. It makes me cringe to listen to this idiot. To make matters worse, he's been the color-commentator for the past two games of the Western Conference Finals.
Bill Walton, please don't act like an all-knowing basketball savant anymore. Things that make you sound stupid...
"No one is helping guard Tony Parker when he drives to the lane."
... followed by, not just two minutes later ...
"Where's the defense!?! Tony Parker drives and two guys guard him and he just throws it to the open man. Unbelieveable."
Make up your mind, Bill Walton. ESPN, please don't let this guy talk anymore. Get him a human muzzle. Glue his mouth shut a la "House of Wax." Make him listen to himself, no wait, he would love that. Ah-ha! Stick Manu Ginobili's jock in his mouth, since he wants to be his sex slave.
"Manu's mother had the foresight to get him English lessons at age eight."
Ginobili is from Argentina, where apparently English is the second-most popular language. Besides that fact, it also appears that one out of every six people, in the entire world, speak English. While it's impressive that Ginobili speaks English, Bill, you sound like an idiot when you say things like that.
Bill Walton needs to be stopped.
Also, when a career 69% free throw shooter is shooting 86% for the series (after a 15-15 night at the line), don't you have to ask "what's going on?" Funny, it WAS asked, and Tim Duncan's response was, "they're going in now." No kidding. How about this for a better answer... "I'm taking an average of 15 seconds at the line to shoot. The refs don't care about the rules." The NBA clearly states you should only get 10 seconds, or it's a violation (see "Section III-Time Limit"). Impressive.
+ original post date: May 28, 2005 11:27 PM
+ categories: Sports