Appalachian State University, in Boone, North Carolina, must have a very hard time recruiting perspective students to walk through their door. If that statement was true for the past, I guarantee that it's not the case anymore!
I present to you the Appalachian State University recruiting video!
Building our hopes
upon a great tradition
speaking the language
of a brave new year.
What in the hell does "speaking the language of a brave new year" mean!?!