February20

Vacation Numbers: A Breakdown

The Basics

...guys on vacation: 3
...snowboards taken: 3
...backpacks: 4
...atm visits: 5

The Drive

...miles driven: 1396
...hours in car: 22
...hours Jones slept: 6
...iPods taken: 2
...artists we listened to more than once: 6
...souvenir stops: 1
...times TG stated "someone's about to get sucker-punched": 37

The Cedar Lodge, Lodge

...times we said "holy crap this place rocks": 8
...loads of clothes washed: 4
...PowerBooks taken: 2
...WiFi connections found: 3
...WiFi connections we piggybacked on: 1 (it was spotty, but good enough to listen to the Arkansas-Alabama game)
...hours spent watching whatever was on MTV: 16
...hours spent playing "Everything or Nothing" and "Max Payne 2": 32
...games we watched KU lose: 1
...nasty hot tubs we hopped in: 1
...times we went back: 0
...hours spent sleeping (on average per night): 7
...percentage of that time spent snoring: 2%
...coins Jones spilled onto the floor and left: 11
...scratches I put into the wood-floored entryway: 2 (sorry about that)

Eating

...times we went to Safeway: 5
...times we were accosted by Girl Scouts at Safeway: 5
...times we bought Girl Scout cookies: 0
...times we cooked in at night: 5
...pizza slices Jones ate: 18
...times we ate Taco Bell: 0 (Did the smell of the room fair better than last year? No.)
..."side salads" purchased at A&W: 1
..."side salads" eaten from A&W: 0

On The Mountain

...inches of snow while in town: 20 (approximately)
...branches ran into: 14
...trees hit: 1
...Austrailian resort workers: 27
...douche hats spotted: 12 (spring break yields many, many more)
...lugies spat: 121
...snowball fights: 1

Miscellaneous

...new jackets purchased: 3
...new jackets returned: 1
...dried-out beef jerkey bits found in new jacket pocket: 1
...new stupid things to say: too many, I lost track
...times shaved: 0
...stupid movies watched: 1 (do not go to see "Darkness Fa...," err, I mean, "Boogeyman")
...hat-knitting Jedi on Buses: 1

Conclusion

...times I wished I wasn't on the trip: 0
...times I'd go again with my boys: thousands, if not millions

+ original post date: February 20, 2005 10:55 AM
+ categories: Family/Friends, Travel/Vacations

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