He Hates, I Love

Four years ago today (October 1, 2000), Wendy and I brought home a tiny little white kitten and named him Simon. He's a great cat who really doesn't enjoy playing host to company, but would much rather chill at home, sunbathe, or attack someone unsuspecting-like. Whatever the case, Simon is always in the right, and whoever opposes him is always in the wrong. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.

Happy Anniversary Simon, I (and Wendy) love you.

+ original post date: September 30, 2004 10:27 PM
+ categories: Simon


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Happy anniversary, Simon!

+ author: Wendy
+ posted: June 25, 2005 09:59 AM

I couln't agree with you more Seth. Simon is just about the weirdest cat I've ever encountered. But his weirdness only proves further to those that think that all cats are indifferent and snobby, that cats in fact have very distinct personalities. As crazy as Simon can be, I can't bring myself to feel anything but love for him. I know that deep down, hidden away with his razor sharp claws, is a loving cat that is simply misunderstood. Why, I think Simon in his own way, really likes me. Someday, when he's feeling extra snuggly, he'll come over, jump on my lap, and start to purr as - AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! OH GOD, MY FACE! SIMON!!! NO! OOOOWWWWWW, AH!!! MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE! PLEASE GOD SIMON OW!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

+ author: a-train
+ posted: June 25, 2005 10:00 AM

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