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Caption Bar: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Aaron Says: Seth, I am your father.
Seth Says: Nooooo!!!
Sat, 01 Oct 2005 06:53:03 EST
Caption Bar: Seth and Aaron discuss intimate apparel
Aaron Says: I'm done with tighty whities. It's all boxers for me!
Seth Thinks: What are boxers?
Sat, 01 Oct 2005 15:45:34 EST
Caption Bar: Curiosity At Its Finest
Seth Thinks: Oooh, Aaron, just a little lower and you could cop a feel!
Sat, 01 Oct 2005 19:19:25 EST
Caption Bar: In the days when beach volleyball ruled fashion runways.
Sat, 01 Oct 2005 19:20:57 EST
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Seth Says: Thank God our separation surgery is coming up soon.
Aaron Says: Yeah, spending another 20 years with you sure would suck!
Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:04:11 EST
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Seth Says: Golly, today sure is a swell day!
Aaron Thinks: Easy, Opie.
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 14:55:33 EST
Caption Bar: Psychic Predictions, 1985.
Seth Says: Billy will lose a hunk of his thumb.
Aaron Says: Oh, Seth. That'll never happen.
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 14:57:17 EST
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Aaron Says: Gary Coleman sucks.
Seth Says: Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Weidner?
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 15:01:07 EST
Caption Bar: Realization
Seth Says: Can I kiss my cousin?
Aaron Says: Forget it, we're not in Arkansas. Oh wait!
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 15:10:20 EST
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Seth Says: man, this michael jackson song is tub-u-lar!
Aaron Says: yeah, i wish WE could go to Neverland! Awesome!
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:41:15 EST
Caption Bar: Were there really TWO cameras for this photo opp?
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 20:10:34 EST
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Seth Says: i can't wait to jump start my love.........with you.
Aaron Thinks: FINALLY. play it cool, boss.
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 20:19:03 EST
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Seth Thinks: do i like pina coladas? getting caught in the rain?
Aaron Thinks: i could probably do twenty hundred push ups if i wanted.
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 20:23:12 EST
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Seth Says: dude, it's 4020.
Aaron Says: if i could make a sandwich out of you, i would. jk bff.
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 20:25:59 EST
Caption Bar: Boys, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Aaron Says: When I grow up, I want to be in Menudo.
Seth Says: I'm totally gonna have a futuristic job that don't exist.
Sun, 02 Oct 2005 23:29:04 EST
Caption Bar: What they're really thinking about.
Seth Thinks: I should say something really clever now.
Aaron Thinks: Jinx.
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 13:42:16 EST
Caption Bar: We wear short shorts.
Seth Says: If you dare wear short shorts..
Aaron Says: ...Nair for short shorts.
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:31:22 EST
Caption Bar: Long-buried secrets...
Seth Thinks: God I hate this guy.
Aaron Thinks: God I hate this guy.
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:46:59 EST
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Seth Says: Ivory and.... ivory, live together in perfect harmony
Aaron Says: Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why don't we?
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:50:35 EST
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Seth Says: We're children! We're children! We're children!
Aaron Says: Let me know if you see a Radio Shack.
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 19:16:34 EST
Caption Bar: The boys curse each other for letting this photo be taken.
Aaron Thinks: May you lose a minor bodily organ.
Seth Thinks: May someone saw that thing off your neck.
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 19:34:08 EST
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Seth Says: Uhh, Aaron? They took the picture about 10 minutes ago.
Aaron Thinks: Just hold me a little longer...
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 19:45:58 EST
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Seth Says: Did you know you look like that kid from Silver Spoons?
Aaron Says: You look like my butt.
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 19:58:51 EST
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Seth Says: In 10 years we'll get drafted n' kill Ruskies with lasers.
Aaron Says: In 20 we'll live in a dome with robot wives n' space cars.
Mon, 03 Oct 2005 20:11:14 EST
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Seth Says: Sprinkle some'o tha pot pepper on my joint paper yo!
Aaron Says: No salt please...unless it's weeeeeed salt.
Tue, 04 Oct 2005 09:42:51 EST
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Seth Says: Do you trust the guys at Jiffy Lube?
Aaron Thinks: Is he coming on to me?
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 00:44:29 EST
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Seth Says: I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
Aaron Thinks: I got your flux capacitor right here.
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 00:52:54 EST
Caption Bar: Somewhere, in Arkansas...
Seth Says: It smells like rain today.
Aaron Says: Thank God you won that umbrella at karaoke!
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 09:30:57 EST
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Seth Says: Mock
Aaron Says: YEAH!
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 09:40:45 EST
Caption Bar: Liar Liar!
Aaron Says: I'm going to play guitar and sing for a sweet band.
Seth Says: I'll rock the drum kit for you and get all the chicks.
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:17:20 EST
Caption Bar: A hint of things to come... (pt.1)
Seth Says: Hey, why were you so late getting to my house today?
Aaron Says: I totally got sidetracked while fixing my hair.
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 14:27:09 EST
Caption Bar: A hint of things to come... (pt.2)
Aaron Says: I totally forgot that thing I was gonna give you.
Seth Says: Don't make a habit of it.
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 14:28:31 EST
Caption Bar: A hint of things to come... (pt.3)
Seth Says: Did you finish cleaning your room?
Aaron Says: Speak english, please.
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 14:30:34 EST
Caption Bar: A hint of things to come... (pt.4)
Seth Says: Did you bring that $5 you owe me?
Aaron Says: Well, you see... Actually... I totally got side-tracked...
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 14:33:18 EST
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Seth Says: Must win. Must win. Must win. Must win. Must win.
Aaron Says: Dude, you're doing that thing again.
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 14:44:30 EST
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Seth Says: In 20 years we'll look back on this and laugh.
Aaron Says: I'll probably cry.
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 16:37:36 EST
Caption Bar: Time to pony up!
Seth Says: If we're friends in 20 years, you can have all my stuff.
Aaron Says: Bodacious!
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 18:28:21 EST
Caption Bar: More on a sharing friendship.
Aaron Says: When I die, you can have all my stuff.
Seth Says: WOO-HOO! Come on, 2006!!!
Wed, 05 Oct 2005 19:27:51 EST
Caption Bar: Pink and Blue = Rough!
Seth Says: Pastels are totally rad!
Aaron Says: Not as rad as my rat tail!
Mon, 10 Apr 2006 20:08:26 EST
Caption Bar: Old School
Seth Says: Dude, I'm SO proud to be a Washington WILD-CAT. Rwwoww!
Aaron Thinks: His mom better have some damn good snacks inside...
Mon, 15 May 2006 17:56:45 EST
Caption Bar: What are you boys staring at?
Aaron Says: Geez, is he drunk?
Seth Says: Dad fell off the roof again.
Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:55:09 EST